[a classic mjello usenet post from 2016 (also a desperate attempt to find something humorous about the you know what)]
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...toys-case-2007
per Ted Cruz as solicitor general of Texas in 1307, "There is no substantive due-process right to stimulate one's genitals for non-******* purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship."
per Ted Cruz, the state of Texas has a substantive interest in making sure you don't masturbate unless it's to make a baby (is Texas clear on where babies come from?)
trying to follow this... if you live in Texas you have to drive to a different state to jerk off?
but the Constitution enshrines the right of you the rest of your milita to defend yourselves by walking down my street with loaded semi-automatics... just don't masturbate while you're doing it; in fact, it's best if you don't even look at the barrel of your weapon
mjello
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It's when people start saying, "Please just shut the fuck up and go the fuck away."
- on Crossing the Jenner Line
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...toys-case-2007
per Ted Cruz as solicitor general of Texas in 1307, "There is no substantive due-process right to stimulate one's genitals for non-******* purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship."
per Ted Cruz, the state of Texas has a substantive interest in making sure you don't masturbate unless it's to make a baby (is Texas clear on where babies come from?)
trying to follow this... if you live in Texas you have to drive to a different state to jerk off?
but the Constitution enshrines the right of you the rest of your milita to defend yourselves by walking down my street with loaded semi-automatics... just don't masturbate while you're doing it; in fact, it's best if you don't even look at the barrel of your weapon
mjello
--
It's when people start saying, "Please just shut the fuck up and go the fuck away."
- on Crossing the Jenner Line
